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B. E. D : a Beautiful End to the Day
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After reading this you will notice that the the brain doesn`t notice the second "the"
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Me and my boyfriend are so different. I exist, he doesn`t.
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Some people are real and some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.
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They don`t miss you when you`re gone. They miss you when you move on.
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What often screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of how it’s supposed to be.
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God I thank you for waking me up and letting me see the sun shine(: I love you
-Michael
Take the color of your toothbrush + The last thing you ate and that = your band name.
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Doing weird faces & sounds in an elevator & then realizing it has a camera.
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Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
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