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There are more cows in India, than cars in the U.S.
-unknown
Enjoy everything, You might not get to experience it twice.
-unknown
Oh you`ve found out that you only live once? Please, tell me more about your other scientific discoveries.
-unknown
Always Smile, Don`t be shy :)
-Jojo
What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer and watch them over again.
-unknown
You know its sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny outside O_O
-unknown
When you were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever.
-unknown
I am not afraid of my death, I just don`t want to be there when it happens.
-Dorian
The best kind of good deeds are done when no one sees you.
-unknown
Sarcasm: The ability to offend idiots without them realizing it.
-unknown