Due to yesterday`s lack of sleep, today has been canceled.
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Self control: The ability to prevent myself from beating the shit out of someone who desperately needs it.
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Oh sweets, even my heels are higher than your standards
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A strong person isn`t the one who doesn`t cry. A strong person is the one who sheds tears for a moment,picks up her sword and fights again.
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"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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God has a habit of taking nobodies and making them into somebodies.
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You always remember your first crush... Mine was Orange.
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Sometimes, the things we can`t change end up changing us.
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The ultimate question... is Petsmart supposed to be "Pet smart" or "Pets mart"
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Putting on a shirt that says `life` and handing out lemons.
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