Pray karma gets to you before I do, because she will be a lot nicer than me.
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There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so damn special.
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Edward isn’t a vampire. He lives in a forest. He doesn’t eat people and he sparkles. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY.
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Stop letting the world tell you what`s possible and try finding out for yourself.
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What if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now?
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You know you`re amazing when people you don`t even know hate you.
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Doctor: Ok, so what`s wrong, how are you feeling? Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain.*
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Tetrachromacy is the condition opposite to colour blindness, in which you get super colour vision.
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
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Adding "if you know what I mean" to the end of any sentence makes it sound dirty ;)
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