Never too old, never too bad, never too late, never too sick to start from scratch once again.
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Facebook Nice facebook statuses
Victories will be short lived. The experience you gained will last a life time.
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SWAG = [S]till [W]ithout [A] [G]irlfriend
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Mayans have committed one of the worlds greatest prank ever.
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That strange moment when you wake up 1 minute before your alarm clock.
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When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.
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LMFAO: "Everyday I`m shuffling. YOUTUBE: "Everyday I’m buffering." SNOW: "Everyday I`m shoveling."
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Drama free, worry free. That`s the way I wanna be.
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Being nice to someone you hate doesn`t mean you`re fake. It means you`re mature enough to tolerate your hate towards them.
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That epic moment when you trip... then turn it into a short jog to play it off.
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