No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
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You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Did you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did, beach.
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Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
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My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
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Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day. ;)
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Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
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Take my advice, I don`t use it anyways.
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Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it.
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Canada is 50% the letter A.
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