I`ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There are no menu`s, we just give you what you deserve.
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Facebook Nice facebook statuses
Now you`re just somebody that I used to know.
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Breathe, it`s just a bad day.. not a bad life.
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I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
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Weak People Believe In Revenge, Strong People Believe In Forgiving & Intelligent People Believe In Ignoring
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There`s actually a word for the day after tomorrow - "Overmorrow."
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A wise monkey never monkey`s around with another monkey`s monkey
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All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts.
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When your feeling down, I will be there to feel you up. ;)
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I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
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