There`s always that one pen you just love writing with.
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Facebook School statuses
That awkward moment when you enter the wrong classroom and everyone`s looking at you like a freak.
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Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher. :-)
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Teacher: "I`m gonna call ur mom!"
Elementary: NO! I`ll stop! ..
Middle School:uh whatever *worries in head*
High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!
Elementary: NO! I`ll stop! ..
Middle School:uh whatever *worries in head*
High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!
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When the student is ready, the master appears.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See torture, wrong, boring, cruel, unjust)
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C.L.A.S.S = Come late and start sleeping :P
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C.L.A.S.S==”COME LATE AND START SLEEPING”…!!!!!
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Dear Maths – I Don’t Want to Solve Your Problem, I Have My Own Problems To Solve
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