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The more you learn, the more you know! The more you know, the more you forget! The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn? :D
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I`ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school.
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3 things that should not be asked..1. A man`s wage 2. A woman`s age AND 3. A students percentage. It hurts..
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Hey Google why don`t you sit next to me during my exam?
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Math was SO much easier when i was a little kid!
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I am sooo excited for school to start again!! *School starts* I hate school.
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The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!! While The Shortest 5 Mins. is The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
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Having a mini heart attack when the teacher calls your name!
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Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn`t find anyone to copy it from!
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When a teacher says, "do you behave like this at home?" and whatever you say back, they always say, "well don`t behave like that here!"
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