Facebook School statuses

Realizing you borrowed the pen you`re sticking in your mouth.
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Teacher: "Why don`t you have a writing utensil?" You: "Its 7AM, you`re lucky I`m even dressed."
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Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up.
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If teachers are so smart, why do they ask us questions?
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"I wanna go home"..."Dude School just started..."
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I Love It when I guess a answer in the Exam and get it right :)
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Engineering is like walking in a park and the park is
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...JURASSIC PARK
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No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for school !
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Drawing an arrow on the bottom so the teacher knows to flip the page over! LIKE if you do this. :D
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"OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it"
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