Only in math problems can you buy like tons of watermelons and no one will be suspicious of it.
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Facebook School statuses
That WTF moment when You make plans & get all excited, then your mother says no.
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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won`t help. Sincerely, student.
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Be nice to the nerds, they will be your boss one day :-B
-Mizhar
I HATE when people volunteer to read in class... and can`t read.
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Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait... we had homework?!
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Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
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L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S = Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.
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when you hear your parents footsteps, the text book is suddenly open ;)
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Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth
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