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The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
-unknown
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
-Usama
Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!
-Usama
Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either.
-unknown
*STUDYING* The above dangerous stunts are performed only by trained professionals so! don`t try this at school or at home
-unknown
just sitting in class,Nodding your head,When all of a sudden you hear "Make sure you know that,it will be on the test." And you`re like "Wait, what?"
-unknown
☑ Like-ing ☑ Eating ☑ Listening to music ☐ Studying.
-unknown
Teacher - if you add 5 oranges to the 9 oranges, then what will you get?? Student - A Math problem -_-
-unknown
Dear Kindergarten children, If you don`t like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High School students.
-unknown
My class turns to a jungle in seconds after the teacher walks out.
-unknown

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