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TEACHER: What does "coincidence" mean? Student: Funny, I was just going to ask you that. :)
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That awkward moment when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around :P
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You know it`s summer when you wake up not knowing what day of the week it is
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You probably won`t remember the test u failed but u`ll never forget the person u were with the night before, when u decided not to study.
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Mom: "How was school?" You: "Good." Mom: "What did you do?" You: "Nothing."
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I was born intelligent education ruined my life.
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The ONE DAY I`m absent from school is the ONE DAY everything happens!
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S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
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When someone randomly falls out of their chair during class.
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Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!!
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