Facebook School statuses
Dear Teacher, My hand is not raised, therefore i don`t know the answer. Sincerly, Stop Calling On Me.
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That awkward moment when you`re trying to cheat but you see the teacher is looking right at you so you pretend to just look around.
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That moment you think you have finish the test and then realise you skipped a page..
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That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer out in the class with confidence..
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That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesnt...
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When the whole class is laughing & you`re just sitting there like, "What`s so funny?!"
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Reasons why I volunteer to pass out papers: 10% cause im nice. 30% to walk around, talk to my friends. 60% to look at other peoples grades.
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Mom: I bought you some pencils. *Hands me a 10 pack of pencils* Me: WTF this will last me like 2 days..
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Dear mom and dad, When you said " It`s time to go" I assumed you were ready too. Sincerely, been waiting in the car for 20 minutes.
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"Ugh, I`m tired." = the one conversation starter in class that works every time
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