In Maths I just guess the answers and when it comes back I was wrong I just say "I picked an answer at random.I was testing out probability"
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Facebook School statuses
Dear teacher, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends. Sincerely, I have a life you know.
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I don`t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
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TEACHER: where`s your book? STUDENT: at home. TEACHER: and what`s it doing there? STUDENT: having more fun than me.
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Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
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My graduation speech: “I would like to thank not only Google, but also the internet.”
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Sometimes I wonder if teachers gossip about students in the break room.
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Substute Teacher: "Does your teacher let you do that?" Students: "Yes..."
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That awkward moment.. when the teacher yells at you to stop flirting...
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You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
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