Dear Teachers, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends. Sincerely, I have a life like you too.
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Facebook School statuses
Dear Homework, You are not attractive. Therefore, I cannot do you.
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Things I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I`m thinking.
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Dear Homework ,I hate you. Sincerly, everyone in school.
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That awesome moment when you pass and exam you didn`t even study for and you were positive you were going to fail.
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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won`t help. Sincerely, awesome student.
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I always pretend to care about teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.
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"You ready for the test?" Wait, WHAT test?
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The awkward moment when you’re late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you`ve just killed someone.
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Ok, I`m gonna study NOW... *3 hours LATER* ... Okay, I`m gonna study now. SERIOUSLY.
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