Teacher: “Why didn’t you complete your homework?” Student: “Oh Sorry, Kanye West didn’t let me finish.”
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Facebook School statuses
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.
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Actually doing your homework, but leaving it at home accidentally.
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MATH = [M]ental [A]buse [T]o [H]umans.
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My Eyes During A Hard Test: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→) Teacher Comes By Me: (↓_ ↓) Teacher Walks Away: (←_←)(→_→)
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At school, I risk my phone`s life to text you.♥
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"Dad.. I got my girlfriend pregnant.." "WHAT?!?!?!!" "Nah I`m kidding, I just failed my bio exam" "OH THANK GOD!!"
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LIKE IF: I never actually re-check my test. I just basically flip through the pages..
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That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.
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Looking at your school textbooks thinking "What a waste of a tree"..
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