That awkward moment in class when everybody is quiet and your friend and you are the only retards talking.
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Facebook School statuses
In your bed: it`s 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 7:45. At school: it`s 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it`s 1:30.
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Dear Algebra, I`m sick of finding your "X" just accept the fact she`s gone.
-Elma
Dear Maths, I`m sick of finding your `X`, just accept the fact she had gone. Move on.
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If the bell doesn`t dismiss me, than the bell doesn`t decide when I arrive
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I hate it when teachers say: "you think this is funny?" obviously or I wouldn`t have laughed !!.
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Reasons why I hate my school; 1) waking up early. 2) annoying teachers. 3) homework. 4) it`s not hogwarts.
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I wish exams came with a "50/50" and a "phone a friend" option.
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My way of studying is having Twitter, Facebook & Tumblr running, with an open textbook nearby.
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Hello substitute teacher & goodbye assigned seat.
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