Facebook School statuses

Dear Math, go buy a calculator & solve your own problems. I`m a teenager, not a therapist.
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Fact: Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye, school."
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That awkward moment when you have to hand out papers in class but you don`t know anyone`s name
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Dear ceiling, couldn`t you tell me the answer when im staring at you in a test? Sincerely, student who didn`t study.
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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.
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I hate that one kid who reminds the teacher about homework
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*Working hard on my homework* Phone: One new message! *Picks up phone to reply* *Mom comes in* "So! Yo u`ve been texting this whole time?!!"
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No mom, its not me.. THE TEACHER HATES ME!!
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born & only stops when we take exams..
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"I worked all day!" "Yeah well guess what mom, i had school!"
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