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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.
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I always pretend to care about teachers personal life, to waste time in their class.
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Teacher- Your paper should be 5-8 pages Long. Me- 5 Pages it is.
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That one person who screams "IT`S RAINING" in the middle of class.
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They say sleep is good for the brain, so why isn`t it allowed in school?
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Dear Teacher, Would you mind not looking at my paper while I`m answering your test?! Sincerely, it feels awkward.
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LIKE IF: I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out the answer is 0.
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Save trees...Dont give us homework.
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In school, we learn the lessons before we take the test. In life, we take the test before we learn the lesson.
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Homework.. can you just go die or something?
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