Teacher- Did you finish your homework?
Student- I was all over that homework like a fat kid on a smartie.
Student- I was all over that homework like a fat kid on a smartie.
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Facebook School statuses
Dear Grades, get well soon... I heard you were down. Sincerely, failing student.
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Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Me: 4 Books. Teacher: Now I`ll ask you a tough one 1,789,365 Books + 23,678 Books…? Me: LIBRARY.
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Mom: What did you learn in school today? Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
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"YES MOM I DID IT!"... *Runs off to do it before she finds out you didn`t*
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Step one: Take out homework. Step two: Reward self with two hours of internet for making it that far.
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Science Class: 1% learning. 99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff.
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WHAT I DO IN SCHOOL: 5% Pay attention. 12% Play with a pencil. 21% Check people out. 62% Daydream of what I could be doing if I wasnt there.
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Only in math problems can you buy 50 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you
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During a math test: Me: my answer = 23 Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36. Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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