Facebook School statuses
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
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Yelling "is that your phone?!" when someone has their phone out in class.
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Knowing you`re totally screwed for an exam, but staying on Twitter, and not studying.
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*waking up late* .. thinking..... SSSSHHIIIITTTT!!! then realizing it`s Saturday :)
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LIKE IF:Writing random words on your homework so it looks like you completed it.
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Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. And school is jail.
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SCHOOL IS POINTLESS. English: We speak it. History: They`re dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora.
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I`m not a NERD. I just don`t want to work at MCDONALD`S when I`m older.
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Who else asks their parents for help on their math homework and after five minutes you`re like, "f-ck, I`ll do it alone!" ?
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Dear Teachers: When you repeat the same thing the same way a billion times, it`s not helping me understand it better at all.
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