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School homework: "ughh dude, you get it yet?" "nope.. you?" "nahh.." "let`s just leave it for tomorrow"
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The more u learn the more u know,
the more u know the more u forget,
the more u forget the less u know,
so why to learn?
-Matthew
"The bell doesn`t dismiss you." "Then it doesn`t tell me when to arrive either."
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I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
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Exams don`t test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
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I study → I take the test → I pass it → I forget what I learned. ¯\(°_o)/¯
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Homework...Homewor...Homewo...Homew...Home...Hom...H
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Teacher: Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back: "HOLY CRAP I JUST FLIPED RIGHT TO THAT EXACT PAGE IN ONE FLIP!"
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"Fight?!" ... "WHERE?!!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS *
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That Amazing Moment when a question on a test give the answer to another question.
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