Facebook School statuses
Like if: pretending to look for your "homework" even though you know you don’t have it.
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"Can I borrow your pencil?" "Yeah" = Forever gone!
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Dear schools, how is being suspended a punishment for skipping classes? sincerely, Logic.
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Dear teacher , If my hand was not raised it means I don`t know the answer. Sincerely picking me up is a sign of foolishness.
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Like if you also have that one teacher who hates you for no reason -_-
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That awesome moment when Finding the EXACT answers to your homework on Google.
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Whenever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you what`s wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains.
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Dear Teachers, I wasn`t sleeping. I was praying. Sincerely, A very spiritual student.
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That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.
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Your grades are only higher because im lazy.
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