Sometimes I wonder if teachers gossip about students in the break room.
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Facebook School statuses
Graduation Speech: I`d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
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That moment when the grammar freak gets corrected.
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Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?" Me: "By staying at home."
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I bought the gum for me, not the whole school!
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Teacher: "Class please pull out a piece of paper" Me: "Look at me now." Teacher: "Excuse me?" Me: "I`m getting paper."
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LIKE IF Even when I have nothing to do, I still don`t do my homework.
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Dude, chill. It`s P.E not the Olympics.
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LIKE IF:I love the kid in class who asks the teacher stupid questions just to waste time.
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Dear teacher, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends.
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