Teacher: "You`re here to learn." Student: "No, we`re here because it`s the law."
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How I end a class presentation: "So...Umm....yeah......"
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What`s on the board: 2•54/57(7+5/6)²•ab-c³ What teacher sees: 2+2=4 What you see: すきうせちし What you remember:___________
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"Why are you late to class ?" "HAHAHA bro, you`re lucky i came to school !"
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LIKE IF:We all have that one teacher who`s like: "Don`t pack up yet. There`s still 11 seconds of class left..."
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Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She`s not coming back.
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Studying: 1% I study. 99% Telling people I`m going to study.
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1st month of school: Look nice and dress nice. The rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless grandma look!
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LIKE if you also have that one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong.
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Math. The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
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