Teacher: "There are no dumb questions." Me: "Challenge accepted."
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Facebook School statuses
Parents call it "bad grades", we call it "still passing."
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When a teacher asks: Where is your homework? Answer: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren`t the best teacher in the school!
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Teacher: "Where`s your homework?" Me: "I couldn`t find anyone to copy it from."
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6 problems of students: Love life, Grades, Exams, Assignments, Teachers and most of all PAPERS.
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I hate it when teachers say, "You think it`s funny?" Obviously it is, if it wasn`t I wouldn`t be laughing.
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Teacher: "Back in the days, we didn`t have Internet.” Me: "Well that`s just too bad for you."
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that magic moment when you are studying and things make sense.
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Step 1. Take homework out of backpack. Step 2. Reward self with 2 hours of internet for making it that far.
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"Studying makes me sooo happy." Said by no one, ever.
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