Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper. Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTIN` PAPERRR!
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That handwriting you get after a whole summer of no work.
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I wish summer would get pregnant so we would have 9 months off.
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LIKE IF: Overdramatically turning the page on a test so people know you`re ahead of them.
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No homework = no exams = save the earth!
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LIKE IF YOU USE "BATHROOM EXCUSE" JUST TO GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM BECAUSE IT'S BORING
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That awkward moment when the teacher asks you to read aloud, and you don`t even know what page they`re on.
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Cheating isn`t an accident, it`s a choice.
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Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living!
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"hey did you do the homework?" "What homework!?!?" "the--" "QUICK, GIVE ME A PENCIL!"
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