I leave homework to the last day because I`ll be older and therefore wiser.
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That annoying moment when you realize someone else is using the pen you lost.
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Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.
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Why do Freshman look like the just came from their Kindergarten graduation?
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When I study, 90% = complaining about I have to study | 10% = actually studying.
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Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can`t remember what I ate for breakfast.
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Whenever the teacher stops talking, I look up instinctively to make sure I`m not in trouble.
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"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong." "I don`t care, thanks!"
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LIKE IF: "FIGHT!!!!" *whole school runs*
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That kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate.
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