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Algebra rule. If it seems easy, you`re doing it wrong...
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PARENTS: Why are you awake so early? ME: Who said I went to sleep?
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In school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the trash bin.
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I hate being tired in school and thinking "I`m going to take a nap as soon as I get home" and then when I get home I`m not tired anymore.
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Things I`ve learned in school: if the homework is study or read... you don`t have any homework.
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During Exams there is always one song, that stuck in my head when i`m trying to remember the answer.
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LIKE IF: I raise my hand to answer easy questions, so the teacher won`t bother me with hard ones later.
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Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
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If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects, then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects??
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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: 20 pencils, 164 crayons, 45 pens, 10 rulers, 12 notebooks.. MIDDLE OF MARCH: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science class.
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