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					 Algebra rule. If it seems easy, you`re doing it wrong... 					
					
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					 PARENTS: Why are you awake so early? ME: Who said I went to sleep? 					
					
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					 In school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the trash bin. 					
					
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					 I hate being tired in school and thinking "I`m going to take a nap as soon as I get home" and then when I get home I`m not tired anymore. 					
					
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					 Things I`ve learned in school: if the homework is study or read... you don`t have any homework. 					
					
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					 During Exams there is always one song, that stuck in my head when i`m trying to remember the answer. 					
					
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					 LIKE IF: I raise my hand to answer easy questions, so the teacher won`t bother me with hard ones later. 					
					
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					 Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework. 					
					
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					 If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects, then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?? 					
					
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					 FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: 20 pencils, 164 crayons, 45 pens, 10 rulers, 12 notebooks.. MIDDLE OF MARCH: 1 pencil you found on the ground in science class.					
					
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