Never get your hopes up when the teacher says that the test will be easy.
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Facebook School statuses
9 year olds these days have iPhones, an iPad, and a Facebook. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers..
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There`s always one girl in your school that is obsessed with horses.
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Dude, I gave you a pen, not a chew toy!
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Why do parents think it`s so easy to get straight A`s?
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"THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE." Challenge accepted.
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Teacher: "How can we keep our school clean?" Student: "By staying at home."
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How awesome would it be to play hide and seek in your whole school...
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Every teacher before they draw on the board: "I`m not an artist."
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Sitting in class thinking about how you would save everyone if a gun man showed up.
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