The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
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Facebook School statuses
That awkward moment when you think you`ve fooled the teacher by pretending to write, and they call on you.
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In math I use this thing called the guess & hope method.
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C.L.A.S.S - Come. Late. And. Start. Sending Tweets.
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Don`t mess with people who handle your food.
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Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye, class"
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Teacher: Did you read any books in July or August? Student: I read Facebook, Does it count?
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Dear Google, could you sit next to me during exams?!
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When you`re in class and someone decides to start packing early, it causes a chain reaction.
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Teacher- "Don`t pack up yet! We still have a few minutes!" Students- *pack up slowly*
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