Student`s language: "no question" means "i don`t really understand anything."
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When I get bored in class, I read those cheesy posters teachers put up around the classroom.
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Math Test: Ha × ha²ha²= Hahahahahaha ?
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I miss the days when homework was just..... coloring.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
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Congrats on being one of the "cool kids" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though.
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When you have to study, even the wall of your bedroom looks more interesting.
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*in principals office* principal: Have a seat. me:thank you *picks up chair and leaves*
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On a math test: 2x2 = ? Me: *Uses calculator just in case*
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What the teacher says: You may now begin the test. What I hear: May the odds be forever in your favor.
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