Facebook School statuses

I HATE TWO COLUMN PROOFS. Someone blow them up, please.
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LMS IF: Saturday = FREE day, Sunday = Studying + Homework day
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No mom, I don`t know what I got on my test. I just took it today.
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That face expression you make when you got paired with the laziest classmate in class.
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Step 1) Take out homework. Step 2) Reward self with 2 hours of internet for making it that far...
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LMS if Writing "etc" on a test because you don`t remember any more examples.
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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested? Student : A teacher.
-Bhumswrang
That 5 minutes party you have when the teacher leaves the class.
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teacher: How can we keep the school clean.
me: By staying at home! :D
-Sonali
How to do math: 1. Write down question. 2. Cry.
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