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why pay $30 to get scared at a haunted house when you can just close your eyes & think about your student debt for free
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High school made me realize that you only need one best friend and like three close friends, because you realize how fake everyone is.
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Things I hate:

1. waking up early

2. 1
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*Brain during the exam*
"Wait i know this... oh what show is playing today ?
CUZ BABE WE GOT BAD BLOOD
Wait focus
What are we doing here ?"
-Dana
college is basically just one big "when do I have time to take a nap today?"
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Sometimes I wish I was 25 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
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Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
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College is a cycle of accomplishing something, feeling relieved for a second, then realizing you have 7 more things to do for tomorrow
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To all 8th graders: if you think you`re group will stay together through high school you are wrong
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a short poem:
do teachers
understand that
you take
other classes
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