Facebook School statuses
Putting “le” in front of a word makes it French.
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My name is homework, I love annoying students life.
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I don`t remember agreeing to this "school" thing... It was probably in the iTunes terms and conditions
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I love that one kid that always argues with the teacher and wins.
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I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school
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In kinder-garden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that damn classroom!
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Damn girl! Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.
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Where`s your book? At home. What`s it doing there? Not a lot.
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So, I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out, and I was all like, OMg.
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Counting people in class to see which paragraph i have to read out loud.
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