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					 do you ever drop your pencil in class and contemplate giving up on life					
					
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					 Teacher: "Where`s your homework?" Student: "I lost it." ...10 minutes later.... Student: "I just found it!" Teacher: "No. You just did it."					
					
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					 In class like, "got 40 mins left.. that`s two 20 min halves.. just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"					
					
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					 In math I use this thing called the guess and hope method.					
					
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					 Here`s the problem... I have no motivation but I still care about my grades. See my dilemma?					
					
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					 PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly 
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop" - Wisdom of Confucius					
					
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					 *leaves class to go to the bathroom* 
*tours entire school*					
					
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					 Twitter becomes ten times more entertaining when you have homework to do.					
					
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					 your reputation in high school doesn`t matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you`ll never see again					
					
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					 Teacher: "Can u please tell the class why you are so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell 
Me: Couldnt find it at first 
Me: But now I`m here					
					
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