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do you ever drop your pencil in class and contemplate giving up on life
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Teacher: "Where`s your homework?" Student: "I lost it." ...10 minutes later.... Student: "I just found it!" Teacher: "No. You just did it."
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In class like, "got 40 mins left.. that`s two 20 min halves.. just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times"
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In math I use this thing called the guess and hope method.
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Here`s the problem... I have no motivation but I still care about my grades. See my dilemma?
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PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly

Me: "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop" - Wisdom of Confucius
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*leaves class to go to the bathroom*

*tours entire school*
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Twitter becomes ten times more entertaining when you have homework to do.
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your reputation in high school doesn`t matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you`ll never see again
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Teacher: "Can u please tell the class why you are so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldnt find it at first
Me: But now I`m here
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