Facebook School statuses
"How much motivation do I have to finish the semester ?"
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Emailing teachers be like -
Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*
Teacher: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
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HS Teachers: “There’s still a minute left of class, sit down!”
College Teachers: “We still have 20 mins left but I’m done teaching so bye”
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anything that ends in “try” makes me want to cry: •chemistry •geometry •trigonometry •stoichiometry •try
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me: *has homework to do*
me: *takes buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of popstar I am*
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Study tip: • stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return
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If Justin Bieber can make that big of a come back, so can my grades
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Math teachers help the world by creating problems.
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I will one day flip through my kid’s school history book and find it strange to have been alive during some of its chapters
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when your alarm goes off tomorrow morning and you think to yourself "do I really need an education"
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