School Supplies: 1. Cellphone. 2. Charger 3. Headphones 4. iPod 5. Snacks 6. Homework. That I copied 7. Money
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Facebook School statuses
Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.
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Dear Internet, please stop being awesome, I need to do my homework.
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I hate it when teachers say, "You think it`s funny?" Obviously it is, if it wasn`t I wouldn`t be laughing.
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Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I`ll whisper to him. If you move me away, I`ll shout to him. It`s your choice.
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2 things you can learn in school: Texting without looking and teamwork on tests.
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Getting bored in class: sneakily eating food while trying to hide it from your friends and the teacher.
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I love school! ... Besides that learning part, ya that has to go!
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me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* me: what the hell is this
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Teacher: Remember, the "f" in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no "f" in Physics. Teacher: Exactly!
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