me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
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Facebook School statuses
When writing an essay, remember this: if it`s boring to you, it`s twice as boring to your reader.
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You could lock me in a room for days with just my textbooks and Id still find a way to procrastinate
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In class: I`ll finish this at home
At home: I`ll finish this in class
At home: I`ll finish this in class
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Is there a scholarship for trying
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If Emma Watson graduated from brown university while simultaneously filming 5 major Hollywood films, you can make it through today
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In class: "This is easy" On the test: "WTF"
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As a college student my favorite words are "free" and "cancelled"
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Bad handwriting? Keep this in mind: more intelligent people tend to think faster, and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy.
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Another day passes by & I still haven`t used algebra.
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