Facebook School statuses

There aren`t enough hours in the day to be a college student
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my favorite thing about school was sitting with ur friend & flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures & saying “that’s u”
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I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing

like, I could do this in the comfort of my own bed.
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When you take a 10 minute study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year
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*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
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Who else has taken 2+ years of a foreign language and still has no clue how to speak it..?
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me: wow that exam was easy

*gets a 53*
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"what`s your major in college?" "stress"
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school starts with s and so does slavery coincidence i think not
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I am jealous of some people. They can study for the entire day but I can`t even focus for 5 minutes?
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