Big girls don`t cry. (They eat)
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funny facebook status
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.
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Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!!
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I got 99 chores and I ain`t did one - Lay Z
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Saying "Wow, You`re cool." when you see someone doing something stupid.
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That moment when you have so much shit to do, but you decide to take a nap instead.
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Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they`re jealous.
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"Where is the remote?" "All the way over there." "Guess I`m watching this."
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I`m super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I`m also wearing a cape.
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Bitch, you and Monday have a lot in common. No one likes either of you.
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