Your blood type is A? Why no A+? -Asian Dad
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funny facebook status
Nerd style of flirting: "I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete."
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Oh, you hate Mondays? You`re so unique, you must be the only one!
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"We`re gonna stay up all night!" "F*CK YEAH!" *2hours later* "Dude, I`m tired.."
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You`re just a little bundle of bitch today, aren`t you?
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Is it called "bling" because he can`t spell "jеwelry"?
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Dear sleep, I know we had some issues when I was a kid, but now I love you.
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I`m not saying my house is messy. But I`m eating my cornflakes from a shoe using a hairbrush.
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we all know that one person that`s gay until proven innocent
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The bra section is the one place where you fail if you get an A.
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