I got 98.998 problems and rounding up numbers is one of them.
-unknown
funny facebook status
Our generation will make the weirdest ghosts. "Who are you? What do you want?" Ghostly moan: "Your mooooooom!"
-unknown
Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else`s house, and seeing the water slowly rise...
-unknown
"I wasn`t that drunk!" "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!"
-unknown
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here`s some mouthwash, use it maybe?
-unknown
Mexican word of the day `Wheelchair` :`Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay. Wheelchair.`
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Math is a drama queen. It can`t seriously have that many problems.
-unknown
If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
-unknown
How Dinosaur extinction REALLY happened:
*Sees Noah`s Ark leaving*
Dinosaur: F*CK! That was today!?
*Sees Noah`s Ark leaving*
Dinosaur: F*CK! That was today!?
-unknown
Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don`t speak english.
-unknown