On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry how big is your nose?
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funny facebook status
At a nerd wedding they don`t say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and conditions."
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I`ve gotta stop saying "How stupid can you be?". Too many people are taking it as a challenge.
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Making weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose.
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"I`m never drinking again." - Someone who will definitely drink again
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I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this ¦)
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There`s always that ginger who claims to be "strawberry blonde"
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"I wasn`t that drunk!"..."Dude, You sat on my couch and tried to put your seatbelt on."
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Never play scrabble with Lil Wayne, he makes up too many words.
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Moment of silence for the people who still wear crocs.
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