If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, it`s probably a Unicorn wearing a duck costume.
-Dragos
funny facebook status
There is no angry way to say "bubbles" (TRY IT :) )
-unknown
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
-unknown
I hate school it`s so stressful and you have to wear pants.
-unknown
Son: What`s a touchdown? Dad: I`m not sure son, we`re jets fans.
-unknown
I used to think guns were loud until I dropped the damn shampoo in the shower.
-unknown
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing .
-unknown
Friends: Your so sexy! I can`t believe your single! Crush: Outta my way you demented potato .
-unknown
I bought 2PACS of M&M for 50 Cent And i ate Them With ICE TEA That Had Ice cube
-Moinul
Mom: "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you jump too?" Me: "Uhm, how high is the bridge?"
-unknown