Parent: *Yells your name.* You: What? *Silence* Whaaaaat? *More silence...* WHAAAAAAAAT DO YOU WANT?! 12
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funny facebook status
1 new message: Runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out the way. *Grabs phone* "NOO NOT YOU.."
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I hate it when my alarm clock totally interrupts my planking practice.
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Santa saw your Facebook picture. Yeah you`re getting clothes.
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That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you. You`re like :D but deep inside you`re like o_O
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The fact that 66+44 doesn`t equal 100 really pisses me off
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Oh, you`re a model? What`s your agency? Instagram?
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Don`t send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
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Yep. Kay. Yess. I will. Mhm. I know. I won`t. Yeah. Yup. Sure. Yeah. Ok. BYE MOM.
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Me , jealous of you? Girl do you own a mirror?..
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