That moment when a 10 year old kid says, "When I was a kid..." Bitch, really?
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funny facebook status
I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me.
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Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode.
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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?
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Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
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My home boy Carlose got his car stolen we just call him lose now :)
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Admit it, you`ve answered Dora at least once in your life.
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I guess we`ll never find out who let the dogs out.
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*buying stuff at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying all these?" :) … Me: "NOOOOOOO, I`m stealing them, I just wanted to show you first"
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No, I`m not lazy. I`m just very protective to my seat.
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