funny facebook status

"ILY" "Awwww, spell it out ;)" "I`m leaving you..."
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Me: "Hola! Como estas? :)" Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish* Me: "Dude, chill! Dora didn`t teach me that yet!"
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1 2 3 Smile! *smiling for ages* . Oh, it`s on video.
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You`re irritating. go play in the traffic or something .
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"Shut up, you`re just 12." - Said the 13 year old.
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When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up she`ll write a song called, "I Went In The Wrong Direction."
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.
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The most common phrase in China: "Hey! You look familiar!"
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we all have the right for stupidity.., some are just abusing their privilege..:)
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The first sign of madness is talking to yourself, the second sign is replying..
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