Air Freshener: Because there`s no louder way of telling the whole house you just pooped.
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funny facebook status
Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military.
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Omg that`s a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit?
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Me, fail English?! Thats Unpossible!
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Dear rappers, please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Sincerely, a paranoid driver.
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NASA is saying that later on today the sky will get very dark and the day will end. They are calling this... night time.
-Brie
Mayan Guy: Hey wanna beer? Other Mayan Guy: I`m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don`t finish it won`t be the end of the world.
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Nothing says “I don’t give a shit” like a Hawaiian shirt.
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Cop- "FREEZE!" Criminal- "Everybody clap your hands!"
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It`s hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."
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